John Solves the Browns Problems

1. Ask Mike Holmgren to quietly resign his post.

2. Ask Bernie Kosar to quietly become the Browns President of Football Operations. His duties will strictly be football operations. He will also address the Cleveland media once a week, and hold a town hall meeting for ten Browns fans who won a weekly lottery once a week. He will be surrounded by diligent young business saavy interns at all times.

3. Fire Tom Heckert, Hire Michael Lombardi

4. Fire Pat Shurmur, Hire Les Miles

5. Hire Mike Leach as Offensive Coordinator

6. Trade for Brian Hoyer

7. Trade for Ben Tate

8. Draft Justin Blackmon and Barret Jones in the first round of the 2012 Draft


Pretty simple.