LeBron Whats Your Ring Size?

[JC Note: sup peeps, this is Rudy Kirbus' second guest post. This is unedited (obviously) and has not been altered. The thoughts and opinions of this post in no way represent the candid dynamic I bring to the table every week. Enjoy]

Anyone who does not firmly believe that the Cavs are going to win the NBA Championship this summer is insane. There are as sure as Johnny Curran getting turned down this weekend on West 6th trying to pick up the girl of his dreams. LBJ is hands down the best player on the planet, and I am convinced he will refuse to lose a game 7 at home. The supporting cast is one of the best in the NBA, and the fans In Cleveland are so hungary their ready to do anything for a championship. The only team with any chance to beat the Cavs is LA, but Andrew Bynum's a pussy, and Derek Fisher is 56 years old. The Cavs are going to beat the Hawks in 5, the Magic in 5, and the Lakers in 6. You heard it here first.

Now lets get to my true passion y league basketball. Gm JC3 once again as showed no ability to make any big off season move. He continues to believe that his team can win without an est. big guy, which is as likely as Mike Armagno missing a redemption shot in 10 cup beer pong. Team JC has talent, but what we need is size. Go out and get us a big guy Johnny...Please

My Top 10 People to Drink with this summer
10. Brain Hamrick/Brian Dandrea-always life of the party
9. Ryan Barrett-I see him all year or he would be higher
8. Tony DeMichele-Keystone Kid alwalys willing to pick up the tab
7. Rory O'Neil-could be a big weekend in Chicago
6.T-Walsh-enough said
5.Armagno-Big Citizen does his best work in the summer months
4.Rabbit-21
3.T.J. DiSanto-back from Italy could be great stories
2.The Zajac Family- any combination of them could involve flip cup, century pong, or porch drinking
1.Anyone who works at Canterbury-member, fellow caddie, etc. nothing says summer like Canterbury

-JC3 would be on the list but I dont want him drinking during the y season
-Kelly Blair is not 21 but Ill give him a pass if he brings Vorhees

I want to leave everyone with a couple final thougts. First I have yet to hear back from Titus, he fears JC3. Second, summer is the best time ever to get loaded for no reason at all. Stop working and start drinking.

Bottoms Up

Big Rud