A LIST OF POTENTIAL FIGHTS AND SCUFFLES:
Alex v. Rudolph--first one that jumped into my mind. Almost a lock. Both these guys have quick fuses, and the combination of about 30 beers each and crowded bars might send these two over the top. Potential pitfalls include: Alex wanting to eskimo kiss with a female Kyle was hitting on. Alex sacrificing himself in a 99 game to beat Kyle, and Kyle not including Alex in a round of shots. Look for this one.
Sweet D v. Mcquaide--there is always some tension between the two biggest guys at a party. I think these guys will hit it off great at the beginning, team up to intimidate people, make fun of people, talk about the Buckeyes, but the slightest slight by either party could lead to a 2am shoving match that will have to be separated by a girl trying to eat her taco bell.
Faigle v. Rudy Kirbus--two very loud-mouth drunks. GCL v St. Ignatius. Wait for this one.
Haffey v. Hamrick--you can only be called a pussy for not drinking enough for so long.
Alex v. Zajac--I feel like there could come a point where Zajac might wanna piece of somebody. I feel like if Zajac gets a little too far over his head, his buddy Alex will have his back. But the ride home might bring about a scuffle as their own, as Chris might feel that he could have taken the guy he was talking noise to.
Kelly Cantwell v. Red head friend--bffs turn into frenemies under the influence of vodka and gatorade.
Alex v. One of the Bouncers--Any hesitation on IDs, or wrong look might spring a fight between Alex and a bouncer--alex has a lot to prove as he is 0-1 against bouncers in the last month.
Alex v. Haffey--drunk Alex v drunk Joe--Joe refuses to take a shot that Alex bought--manhood is questioned--fight ensues
Alex v. A Wall or Window--hahaha OK I killed that thread.
Brian Dandrea v. A completely random and innocent guy who did absolutely nothing wrong--When Brian decides to have a big night--he has a big night--and on these nights he is capable of doing pretty much anything. Perhaps the best thing about it is he generally will have no recollection about it in the morning. I would like to see him call out a small Chinese man, whom Brian falsely believes stole his piece of pizza from Panini's.
Most Likely to NOT Make it Downtown--Zajac?--no, way too big a night for him to miss. Kirbus?--close but no, again, too big a night for Big Rude to pull a DNP. I think the smart money would be on me to be honest. I have not drank since New Year's Eve. The expectations are hight. There will be a keg. There will be several keg stands, and several games of 99. I feel like I am gonna make it but who knows.
Most Likely to Lose in 99--Haffey--mortal lock--THE GAME FINDS YOU MAN! STAY AWAY.
Most Likely to be Arrested--Hamrick
Most Likely to be Cuffed--Alex (see above)
Best Dancer--Tony D
Funniest Grinding Performance by a Drunk Guy--Brian Dandrea
Most Likely to be Tazered--McQuaide--some idiot cop might hit the panic button for absolutely no reason.
Possible Hospitalizations--Danny Maret (purely speculative), 1 of Keli Cantwell' friends, Chris Zajac
Biggest Bar Tab--Kelly Blair--$220 Smitty--$158, Faigle--$121 Tony D--$90
MVP OF THE NIGHT--JC
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